Yuck normal foods

 There are yuck foods about us, camouflaged in fancy names, nasty nevertheless, conspiring against our democracy, in their attempt to invade our bodies and minds and souls. 

Except the democracy part, I am not ready to take back anything that I've said. I can take it back maybe if you threaten me with violence or bribe me, or if my mood changes. But let's get back on track. There are yuck normal foods between us. These foods are nasty flavours of the most despicable kinds and are going on a rampage without a hero amongst us to unmask them for what they are. 

It was left to me to answer the call of the destiny, the way I had seen heroes answer it in all of the myths and stories and movies. Through tackling these foods head-on, I've set an example to the entire world. So what, I wouldn't live to see another day. I have put the immortal words in this everlasting blog where I'll be remembered for tacking sushi peanuts. 

Sushi was a typo, it was actually wasabi. They're nearby those two words. Wasabi peanuts are the worst affront to a lazy eating Saturday evening snack while you listen to lofi versions of bollywood songs that have been ripped off from punjabi songs. 

These wasabi peanuts which henceforth will be referred to as Johnnys ( I've invented this name right now) are a menace in geneal. At first they invite you with a promise of low levels of spices and then gradually they invade you, as you make your way through the entire bowl. Without warning, the flavour that has now become a part of your aural cavity regroups, strategizes and comes out of the nostrils in a frenzy of unspeakable volume.

Having been in the front of this firing line, I urge the mental citizens of this country and that country to take up bowls of curds to drown themselves in should they encounter the yuck normals. Furthermore, precautions in the form of flavour destroying coffees can be taken and applied as an emergency measure to counter the threat that has already paralysed half the nation.

I we stick together, then a new dawn shall come. It will come otherwise too. I forgot the point that I was trying to make.